A conversation with a three year old Me: You look very pretty today. Child: Thank you but I am not wearing any panties.
Failure by me I had a moment recently, where I was late for school so I was rushing around the house trying to get myself ready to go, and I pulled on a sweater and some jeggings and practically launched myself out of the house. I get to school and say Hi to my friend and she just looks at me funny and says “Why the hell are your pants on backwards? Are you making some sort of statement about jeggings?”. Aren’t I a genius?

Failure by me

I had a moment recently, where I was late for school so I was rushing around the house trying to get myself ready to go, and I pulled on a sweater and some jeggings and practically launched myself out of the house. I get to school and say Hi to my friend and she just looks at me funny and says “Why the hell are your pants on backwards? Are you making some sort of statement about jeggings?”.

Aren’t I a genius?

tumblrbot asked: WHERE WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO VISIT ON YOUR PLANET? Hmm… it would have to be Africa.

tumblrbot asked: WHERE WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO VISIT ON YOUR PLANET?

Hmm… it would have to be Africa.

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